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Street Hawker
March 10th, 2010
I’ve been looking for an idea for a new article to send in for the SFSFW’s Ragnarok and I think I may just have found it a mashup of Steampunk and the short lived 80’s TV show Street Hawk…
This is the Honourable Jesse Macintosh, a former penny-farthing policeman, whose reputation was perilously injured whilst performing his lawful duties. Now a Scotland Yard trouble shooter, he’s been recruited for an exceedingly secret government mission to ride Street Hawker – an all-cobbled surfaces attack bicycle designed to fight urbane criminality, capable of incredible speeds up to thirty miles an hour… immense firepower… and a really loud speaking horn. Only one man, Her Imperial Majesty The Queen-Empress Victoria’s confidant, Lord Axminster (the prominant inventor, industrialist and engineer Norman Tuttle-Herringbone-Smyth), knows the Honourable Jesse Macintosh’s true identity. The Man… The Machine… Street Hawker.
Miniatures shouldn’t be a problem with Eureka’s Pax Limpopo range including a variety of eminently suitable figures. I’ve not settled on a rule set yet suggestions in the comments would be greatly appreciated.
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Wellington’s Head
March 5th, 2010
Wellington's Column Liverpool
Every work day I pass Wellington’s Column (or the Waterloo Memorial) on the corner of William Brown Street and Lime Street in Liverpool.
I think I may have spent too much time at work using Google Analytics and playing with numbers this week…
The following fact has absolutely no practical value I can think of…
On the first five days of March a seagull was stood on Wellington’s head four days out of five when I went past in the morning.
Fort Knox
March 3rd, 2010
I thought I’d post another satellite picture after last weeks picture of the boneyard. Being a fan of the old Bond film Goldfinger I thought Fort Knox and the United States Bullion Depository (the large building with nothing around it at the bottom of the map).
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Solomon Kane
February 27th, 2010
Just back from a night out with some friends for a meal and then on to see Solomon Kane at the Odeon in Liverpool 1. Before I get to the film good to see that the Odeon seems to have improved since the last couple of times I’ve been there. The cinema was clean and had enough staff.
Solomon Kane’s plot doesn’t stand out from other fantasy films. Where it does stand out is setting and acting. First the setting is unusual: early 17th century England with a mix of witchcraft, sorcery and puritans. It’s not history but it is a lot of pulp fun. I know some reviews have been upset by anachronisms. Again this is pulp fiction not historic re-enactment. Stop worrying about the flag being wrong – most of the audience don’t know and would have needed an explanation of who the ships belonged to if they’d flown a flag other than the union jack. That explanation would have been far more grating and story destroying than a flag being flown early.
Solomon Kane’s cinematography and design is of the mud, rain and dirt school previously used for films like Bother Hood of the Wolf and Plunkett & Macleane. The CGI is competent and doesn’t distract by being overly flashy.
The action is built up of small scale skirmishes but then, that is more in fitting with the setting. Anyone worrying about the flag ought to be even more worried about explaining away a major uprising during the last years of Queen Elizabeth’s reign rather than a little local difficulty. Sticking with small skirmishes also allows the action to remain personal, focussed on Kane.
As with the plot the dialogue is clichéd peppered with biblical quotes which could have been disastrous. The quality acting which delivers the lines straight without slipping into camp manages to turn lines like “Hold you dogs!” into pulp gold. Kane’s West Country accent was also a joy – forget songs about combine harvesters it added yet more flavour to the film.
Solomon Kane isn’t going to be to everyone’s taste. Reading some reviewes its pulp sensibilities clearly upset some: it play fast and loose with history in a way that upsets those obsessed with the colour of epaulettes on uniforms; it upsets Robert E Howard purists; it upsets big spectacle fantasy fans by being small and personal.
Personally I thought it was a fun film and I’ll be picking up on DVD and hoping for a sequel.
Aircraft Boneyard
February 23rd, 2010
I noticed that several newspapers had shots taken from Google Earth of the eleven square kilometer US Airforce 309th Aerospace Maintenance and Regeneration Group Aircraft Boneyard today so I thought I’d dig it up on Google maps to have a look myself.
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February 21st, 2010
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February 14th, 2010
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- @Tamsynjk Perfect Tantrum. Perfect Overdraft. Perfect Credit Card Bills. Perfect Debt Consolidation. Perfect Nervous Breakdown. in reply to Tamsynjk #
- @mdlachlan @KimKnox Don't know the title but there is a Hancock's Half hour where a novel just ends a page short because the writer died in reply to mdlachlan #
- @KimKnox You're not literary enought – yet lol in reply to KimKnox #
- @mdlachlan Thanks saved me a bit of googling there in reply to mdlachlan #
- @KimKnox So we'll not be seeing any novels by Kim X Knox (where X is you're middle initial) soon then? in reply to KimKnox #
- Tip for marketers: if your Twitter profile opens with Online Marketing or Marketing take a marketing refresher course #
- @Danacea At the end it includes the positive news that 40 independent book shops opened last year & no figures for online in reply to Danacea #
- @KimKnox Congratulations in reply to KimKnox #
- Wow! Welcome to my 11 new followers since 12:11 I should point out I'm not an Online Marketer which seems to have sucked lots of you in #
- For writers & gamers (probably not the Marketers except nervous ones) How Snipers Work http://bit.ly/alJa8p via @GarySmailes #
- @mdlachlan A great performer who worked with some top notch writers. in reply to mdlachlan #
- @robwillb The URL you just tweeted is broken. #
- @jearle Glad to see you got that sorted out. #
- @lumpleygames I picked up 11 before with Online Marketing and Marketing. How many did "a gamble, an uncertain investment" get you? in reply to lumpleygames #
- @iancockayne No Buzz here yet. Clearly I'm not a hip trendsetter like you and @eyedoubleyou in reply to iancockayne #
- @LivMuseums I didn't know the planetarium was now free – last time I visited it was charging but was really worth every penny. in reply to LivMuseums #
- Can the In-ess of a joke be #measured RT @LukasUXD: @googleanalytics I use Motion Charts to hit on girls, but I have a low Conversion Rate #
- Is it wrong that I can't get excited about #googlebuzz even though I've now got it? #
- Got the star positioning working for Vue sky dome last night. Tonight getting the brightness right. #
- @JamesWallis That description is just what I was looking for to inspire me with the RPG I'm scribbling away at in reply to JamesWallis #
- Atmospheric picture by Gill Brookes http://bit.ly/cIikrQ #
- Star magnitude working in script. Reward tonight's NCIS. #
- @very_true_thing Quit Numb3rs as it goes daft every time. NCIS is OK. US TV not lots better than UK. More $$$ = higher production gloss in reply to very_true_thing #
- Latest Blog Post: Where Should Buzz Have Been? http://bit.ly/9bDJY0 #
- Just noticed #googlebuzz also ties into Google Reader. However I'm still not excited by it. #
- Jim Steinman song clone: Cigarette behind an Ear may set Fire in to Your Hair. Inspired by smoldering man on bus #
- @RFLong Were. As in the past tense. As in eaten? in reply to RFLong #
- Last night's Blog Post: Where Should Buzz Have Been? http://bit.ly/9bDJY0 #
- @RFLong So it was the great flapjack heist of 2010 carried out by a crack crew then lol in reply to RFLong #
- Buzz for Buzz so far hearing 1 in favour rest say Meh. In other news I still can't get rid of the taste of the smell of burnt hair. #
- @qwghlm Pretty much. Just has added integration into other Google bits and stuff. in reply to qwghlm #
- Strip Poohsticks? In this weather? http://bit.ly/cVp3ol #
- @ehlanakovas lol That was kind of my point. in reply to ehlanakovas #
- @KimKnox Gratz! Oh well! in reply to KimKnox #
- 10 Worst Valentines Albums in the World Ever! http://bit.ly/90uLTW #
- My scarf still smells of cigarette smoke and burnt hair from the bus this morning
# - @ehlanakovas At least it wasn't my hair its smells of and he didn't go up like a torch just a bit of a smolder… in reply to ehlanakovas #
- @qwghlm Are you sure you're not reading the Onion? in reply to qwghlm #
- @ehlanakovas He sat in front of me with the not-quite-out cigarette behind his ear. Glad he didn't use gel or hairspray. I escaped unharmed. in reply to ehlanakovas #
- @qwghlm Especially when it shows up that the page has been built to get high keyword density for your search term or terms. in reply to qwghlm #
- @qwghlm Cheaper than where a friend of mine works where tier 1 (lowest level) helpdesk ops are trained to do that or pass it on #
- @qwghlm I find both funny in there own way. Not as funny as it taking 1hr to find out someone had their broadband connected to a plant pot. in reply to qwghlm #
- @ATerribleIdea Sorry. Building Service Engineer in work… in reply to ATerribleIdea #
- Twitter is not Journalism: it's word of mouth catching up with Journalism's distribution network. #
- @qwghlm Verifiable infringements like #paperchase turn up regularly on art forums. Twitter just give a route for word of mouth to spread. in reply to qwghlm #
- @qwghlm Yes. Twitter is word of mouth is catching up with 300 years of PR and Press using wealth to create distribution channels. in reply to qwghlm #
- @jearle I may be 1 of a tiny fraction of men who wears a not Black T-shirt to Salute & I like flake but I don't think that's my shade lol in reply to jearle #
- @KimKnox You'll need #lunch to go with that soon in reply to KimKnox #
- @undeadbydawn That's one way to get wax out of a carpet… in reply to undeadbydawn #
- @Danacea Could a purple d8 & d6 have escaped into the wild from a consignment & have been breeding little dice ever since? in reply to Danacea #
- There seems to have been a decrease in Gorilla marketers in the last few weeks. Has the great ape market declined? #
- #ff #followfriday @KimKnox @RFLong @RowanLarke @qwghlm @shawndriscoll @jearle @JamesWallis @very_true_thing @pookie_uk @darkdwarf #
- #ff #followfriday @Tamsynjk @GarySmailes @NeilCFord @Danacea @ATerribleIdea @undeadbydawn @ghostwoods @FACT_Liverpool @LivMuseums #
- @PaulKChapman It's the English language's way of telling you to use a different literary device…. in reply to PaulKChapman #
- @KadrinaLage lol That could be confusing and might boost his ego a bit. in reply to KadrinaLage #
- @FACT_Liverpool The one down side of work moving from Edge Lane to city centre – can't see the sunset anymore in reply to FACT_Liverpool #
- @ehlanakovas Yeh but his own hashtag with the follow friday level of activity and he might just implode… in reply to ehlanakovas #
- @NeilCFord True. If you overfeed them they grow up to be obese d20s or worse they become the dice equivalent of fashion models d10s . in reply to NeilCFord #
- Tonights Dinner: Chicken in Chardonnay and Peach Sauce http://bit.ly/bHhNVX #
- .@KimKnox We need guns. BIG GUNS!! http://bit.ly/b7B5XV (Why isn't Split Second available on DVD?) #
- @aniakovas lol in reply to aniakovas #
- QI on form tonight… #
- Ashes to Ashes, Luther and a hint of Doctor Who teaser from the Beeb. I'll put those three toe to toe with any US shows. #
- #WiP open time have #dietfizzybrowntrademarkedcoladrink time for a little writing #
- RT @NASA: Shuttle crew awoke to theme song from "Firefly." The Ballad of Serenity, performed by Sonny Rhodes, was played for Bob Behnken. #
- @stebal4 lol in reply to stebal4 #
- Robin Hood Arrested For Identity Theft http://bit.ly/bgc4ve #
- @jearle Its time to step away from the WWW when you start finding people in tiny thumbnail pictures attractive… in reply to jearle #
- "I nearly took out a cat in the process" RT @DanDiplo @codinghorror: nobody hates software > software developers http://bit.ly/9AaSSH #
- @KimKnox Tease. in reply to KimKnox #
- I only remember lots of songs from Time Tunnels but only one song that was played at Wildlife at th Guild of St… ♫ http://blip.fm/~kwyb6 #
- WiP open on an unexciting but important section… #
- Somewhere a cat thinking about how to put a group of humans into small containters and get a photo of it to see how we like it #
- @very_true_thing Had that too: found the cause was Real Player's thing that let you download flash movies to your computer if that helps in reply to very_true_thing #
- Fortean Times has an article that the original Robin Hood might have been a Knight Templar during reign of Edward 2 #plotbunnies #
- Can England survive the last 5 minutes and end ahead of Italy? #6nations #
- You wouldn't get titles long enough for a title track like this anymore… Hill Street Blues ♫ http://blip.fm/~kzdty #
- Cooked Black treacle brushed pork, crushed butterbeans and Devon cider apple sauce for dinner and it was really good http://bit.ly/9OOSit #
- However my kitchen looked like a bomb site after I'd finished lol #
10 Worst Valentines Albums in the World Ever!
February 11th, 2010
- Greatest Sickly Love Songs
- The One with Pink Roses on the Cover
- Twelve Songs You’d Forgotten and One You Still Sing in the Bath
- Last Years Valentines Album with a Different Cover on It
- Songs that Say I Hate You More than Words Ever Could (Double CD with Sleeve Notes)
- Some Random Album I Grabbed in a Hurry because I was Running Late for the Train
- Cheesy, Big Perm, 80s, Rock Love Songs (Including Genuine Lock of Rock Star Hair*)
- Songs Inspired by Roger Corman’s The St. Valentine’s Day Massacre
- Last Years Halloween Album in the Wrong Box
- The One Next to the Charcoal Brickets because Flowers are Sold Out at the Petrol Station
- Twelve Songs You’d Forgotten and One You Hum (Badly) in the Bath because you’ve Forgotten all the Words Volume 2
* Artificial or animal hair may be substituted. Limit of one hair per album. Certificate of Authenticity available on Request. Leaving the hair at a murder scene to frame a random 80s rock star may result in prosecution.
